Weird Al Yankovic!!! 最近大家都在傳他登上 billboard第九名的歌曲 "White and Nerdy"，台譯"又白又宅" (笑!)。
在 YouTube認真了一個下午，我最喜歡的是這個改編自 Don Mclean 70'年代的民謠老歌 "American Pie"的這首歌曲— "The Saga Begins" — 五分鐘複習完 Star Wars 首部曲。
歌詞：(隨便翻幾段)
A long, long time ago 很久很久以前 In a galaxy far away 在某個遙遠的銀河系裡 Naboo was under an attack 那卜遭到了攻擊 And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn 我以為我跟金魁剛 Could talk the federation in 可以跟貿易同盟談談 To maybe cutting them a little slack 也許可以讓他們休息一下 But their response, it didn't thrill us 但…他們的反應…那嚇不了我們的 They locked the doors and tried to kill us 他們關上門想要殺死我們 We escaped from that gas 我們從瓦斯毒氣中逃了出來 Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass 然後遇到了恰恰跟他老大 We took a bongo from the scene 我們在那裡得到了一艘船 (we took a bongo是雙關語，意同erection...) And we went to Theed to see the Queen 開過呆頭鯨那邊去找皇后 We all wound up on Tatooine 最後又到了塔圖因 That's where... we found... this boy 就在這…我們找到了…這個孩子
Oh, 喔喔喔～ My my this here Anakin guy 我這個叫安納金的孩子。 May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry 也許有天他會是達斯維達，但現在只是個小兔崽子。 He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye 他走出家門給媽咪一個再見吻，然後說著： Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "很快我一定會變成絕地武士" "很快我一定會變成絕地武士"
Did you know this junkyard slave Isn't even old enough to shave But he can use the Force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen Though he's just nine and she's fourteen Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO And I've heard how fast his pod can go And we were broke, it's true So we made a wager or two He was a prepubescent flyin' ace And the minute Jabba started off that race Well, I knew poop who would win first place Oh yes, it was our boy
We started singin' ... My my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Now we finally got to Coruscant The Jedi Council we knew would want To see how good the boy could be So we took him there and we told the tale How his midi-chlorians were off the scale And he might fulfill that prophecy Oh, the Council was impressed, of course Could he bring balance, to the Force? They interviewed the kid All training they forbid Because Yoda sensed in him much fear And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here" "Just stick it in your pointy ear" "I still will teach this boy"
He was singin' ... My my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We caught a ride back to Naboo 'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to I frankly would've liked to stay We all fought in that epic war And it wasn't long at all before Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day And in the end some Gungans died Some ships blew up and some pilots fried A lot of folks were croakin' The battle droids were broken And the Jedi I admire most Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost I guess I'll train this boy
And I was singin' ... My my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We were singin' ... My my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
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